Monday, June 25, 2012

White Ink


TEST YOUR SKILLS!!

I hope to have the usual kind of post up soon, but to avoid no blog activity for June, I’ve created, for your amusement, a pair of Crypto-Quips (there’s a more formal name for them, I’m sure, but that’s what they were called back when I enjoyed solving them in the newspaper). Use your powers of letter substitution and submit your answers in the comments. Beware: Hints and allusions abound. If you get them right, I’ll mail you the complete works of a great punk band in a vastly outdated format. (Just kidding. That’s another hint.)


1. 40 Million Daggers

DW PYR OMR LN QWGDUDPRE EOPO,

O NGLAAI EDZX KLQGE TR KLQWPRE

OULWM O PRKY’Z OVKOWO.

Hint: L=O


2. The Great 26

BAXVG KLVAP QJABLK FAQYUBPEILO,

KLVPV’Q GU QZYL KLAGB

EQ WAGUP WAGUP KLPVEK.

Hint: G=N

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

No Rain II



A collection for no particular occasion. 78 minutes.

[1] Frank Ocean – “We All Try”
[2] Beat Happening – “Bury The Hammer”
[3] The Men – “Candy”
[4] Saint Etienne – “Finisterre”
[5] Main Attrakionz – “Chuch”
[6] Everything But The Girl – “Mirrorball”
[7] Frankie Rose – “Daylight Sky”
[8] Neil Young – “See The Sky About To Rain”
[9] How To Dress Well – “Escape Before The Rain”
[10] Laura Gibson – “Milk-Heavy, Pollen-Eyed”
[11] The Primitives – “Out Of Reach”
[12] Hunx – “Always Forever”
[13] The Stevens – “Fast Cars”
[14] Wilson Pickett – “Cole, Cooke & Redding”
[15] Minutemen – “What Is It?”
[16] Steely Dan – “Barrytown”
[17] Holcombe Waller – “No Enemy”
[18] P.M. Dawn – “Filthy Rich (I Don't Wanna Be)”
[19] The House Of Love – “I Don’t Know Why I Love You”
[20] Trailer Trash Tracys – “Los Angered”
[21] Lotus Plaza – “Eveningness”
[22] Orbital – “Never”


Notes:

[7-9] Sorry for such a grossly narrative sequence, but it's only rained (in any classic sense) once here so far this year, and by mere chance I was listening to the Neil Young song in question when it happened. So it seemed worth chronicling that moment, fantasizing about more moments like it.

[19] Television turns me on when the summer's hot and the spirit's long.

[21-22] Eveningness / never / lasts long enough. The best colors of the day.


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

These Are The Proportions



…not the debut album by The Proportions, but the best line from Footnote, the moment even the non-Talmud scholar will abandon his lingering question/complaint, “Important to who?”

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Funny that Guy Maddin’s last feature, My Winnipeg, ended with the soothing refrain “little chunk of house” (if I remember it correctly), referring to the site of endless wonder in Maddin’s own early years, while his new one, Keyhole, equally personal it seems, portrays a house as the site of endless horror and danger. So the chief concern of the protagonist (a great, cruel performance by Jason Patric) is to recreate and re-inhabit the house he shared with his family, to understand what went on there and banish the sorrow that “lingers.” But when we inhabit the past, do we only regain the horror, and not an understanding?

I continue to dig Maddin’s editing style, hyperactive but not dumb. In all other movies, things are understood to be happening exactly when they are shown, but Maddin escapes the tyranny of now: the arrangement of objects in a room at any given moment might refer to where they were a split-second ago, or will be a split-second from now.

Keyhole epitomizes “It was a dark and stormy night”; I imagine if I made my own movie in this style, where some sound/condition from waking life becomes the omnipresent atmosphere of a dream/a dreamlike subjectivity, I’d have not thunder, wind and rain, but cars continually driving past the scene of the action. I am constantly aware of passing cars when I’m out in the city, their noise, the calm they suck away with their anonymous receding. Were there always so many of them? My childhood ramblings were not so marked, in my memory.

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Of the many pleasures of Gold Diggers of 1933, let us forever remember the tangled mass of newly unemployed Aline MacMahon’s hair, as she lies in bed alongside her equally unemployed roommates, no reason in the world to get up or fix their hair. One of cinema’s most unkempt visions – God bless Hollywood before the Code.

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The kid in The Kid with a Bike is part of the film’s web of redemption, if you want to call it that, but I’d say that, through it all, he exists at a higher level of spirituality, so consistently does he refuse to negotiate reality/truth for his own ends, so innocent is he in his expectation that others will do the same. His theme music is appropriate, in that way.

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Three lines and one shot from The Grapes of Wrath:

“Wherever there’s a cop beating up a guy, I’ll be there.” – One could superimpose Tom Joad on a lot of the worst scenes ever caught on tape. Probably someone has done so.

“I know we’re not the kissing kind.” – Funny that I remembered Ma Joad as such a warm, protective presence, which she is, but in an indirectly affectionate way. Everyone knows the Joads don’t touch. When she first sees her son after his release from prison, she considers how to approach him and then only shakes his hand. What an amazing detail.

“We’re the people.” – Who are the people? Are the filmmakers the people? Am I the people? I’d happily watch the Joads inherit the earth, I just don’t know if their peopleness is a function of their goodness and clarity, or the way they must reproduce to offset calamity/their own awful deaths. Hopefully the former, I’d like to be included.

The movie has another one of those endings that is remembered as “more upbeat, less bleak” than the novel’s, strangely so in this case, since the word “DANGER” appears prominently in the center of the film’s last shot. As the line of migrants’ vehicles moves toward the foreground of the shot, the word lies in wait, black against a dark gray sign that the camera reveals to the audience. Perhaps we are meant to understand, according to the setup of the shot, that the caravan moves away from danger? (I’d prefer to believe a sinister irony, that they move toward new tragedies of unforeseen particulars.) And perhaps the word has often gone unseen by the audience, washed out in the lower contrast of videotape? But it was quite apparent, and ominous, in the Kimo Theater’s vivid presentation. I’ve recreated the tone-scheme of the shot below (as I remember it), in the way it might be diagrammed in a textbook.


Tilt your screen back a bit, and the word disappears, but its threat is still present.

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That movie (1940), along with Aldo Leopold’s Sand County Almanac (1949), has recently served to remind me how long America/the world has been modern (voice dripping with cynicism on that last word). In the former, the way Muley doesn’t know who to shoot, because even the people who run the bank aren’t exactly responsible for his situation. In the latter, these lines: Our bigger-and-better society is now like a hypochondriac, so obsessed with its own economic health as to have lost the capacity to remain healthy. The whole world is so greedy for more bathtubs that it has lost the stability necessary to build them, or even to turn off the tap. Nothing could be more salutary at this stage than a little healthy contempt for a plethora of material blessings. In case you thought our spiritual crisis was particular to the current generation.

It all sort of reminds me of Jack Donaghy's couch factory.


Because I think it's time you knew and maybe you feel the same way.

Sometimes I will write a complete sentence all at once, rarely two in a row. Do people do that?

Writing is for the most part a horribly painful process for me, wherein I piece together words, backwards, forwards, outside in or inside out, until they resemble grammar. I worry that I get so consumed by the task of producing something legible and not embarrassing myself that there’s no room for saying something I really believe. The only satisfaction I get is in reading my words back and feeling they could have been written straight through.

Writing is very likely to lead me to mental illness, it exacerbates all my worst OCD tendencies, but without it I would feel scattered, distracted.

I admire people who write drafts and revise them. My process is more like hammering tin.

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And yet, odious as my review of Sinead O’Connor’s new album was to write (for no reason related to the content, only to an onset of my recurrent awkwardness with language), it did clear the way for me to truly start loving the record. I might not believe anything I wrote about it or even now have any idea how to understand the woman who made it, but that’s one of the best things that writing does for me, it stops my brain a-thinking.

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Elsewhere, I said that “Novacane” is efficient, but I must note that it’s also full of inefficiency: how many times does it repeat the title word, how many ways does it rephrase its central idea? Maybe that’s one of R&B’s greatest assets, its inefficiency in the pursuit of a groove and the declaration of a feeling. And yet, Ocean’s ideas are short (not small) and I wish he’d keep them that way; if there’s anyone prepared to do a modern take on Double Nickels on the Dime, in a different style (and more insular, relationships-based), I’d say it’s Ocean.

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Just came across this. Klosterman’s belief in his own rationality is the very thing that makes him nonsensical here, but even if it’s true, and the tUnE-yArDs album doesn’t stand the test of time, isn’t its greatness (the greatness of any art, really) precisely that Garbus refuses to censor herself (her ideas, observations, enthusiasm) for the eyes and ears of the future?

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

A Statute of the Inhabitable

April 10






April 4


April 3


April 1


El Paso


Santa Fe


These last two (c) Z.C.

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We live in space, in these spaces, these towns, this countryside, these corridors, these parks. That seems obvious to us. Perhaps indeed it should be obvious. But it isn't obvious, not just a matter of course. It's real, obviously, and as a consequence most likely rational.

--Georges Perec


I carved our names into a tree
I walked on decomposing leaves
I skated on a frozen sea
It's real as far as I can see


--Real Estate

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I've never been very good at visualizing the rooms described in the books I read. I can rarely render them as anything more than sitcom rooms, so that I can never change the angle from which I view a room, for fear of revealing the wall that doesn't exist. Other times, they are pale, non-accommodating versions of rooms I've personally lived in or visited. But never have I been able to build the room in my mind as the author describes it. Which is weird, since my dreams are endless with impossibly grand rooms and buildings. The key word being "impossibly," I guess.

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The most tired line in film criticism: A movie version of a play fails to "open up the action" (whatever that means). [Insert various frames from Carnage in which four movie stars are impeccably arranged in a perfectly cinematic room.]

Do they call it the "famous" gummy bear sequence from Hedwig & The Angry Inch? Because it should be famous. Suffocation:



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Some video games I used to enjoy:

Yo! Noid, NES, 1990

M.C. Kids, NES, 1992

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I've never encountered, in all the intergalactic SF I've read and seen, a sufficient sense of relief that humanity has forever vanquished its own extinction (by spreading itself beyond fragile Earth). Must the great fear always be replaced with another fear? Or plot?

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Three Graces

1. Tolerance is provisional; homosexuality is only accepted in frivolous eras, right? How far back will the apocalypse set us? (I ask this in a spirit of fun—I’ve been lucky to never have sensed anything cruelly provisional in any of the love or friendship I’ve known.)

2. When we’re 65 and the first openly gay president has just been elected, we’ll talk at the bar of “how it once was, so different and yet the same,” and the young men won’t care.

3. If his intermittently disappearing and reappearing workspace is any indication, I have the exact same sexual and/or aesthetic orientation as Michael Stipe.

Concepts:
a. Delmas Howe
b. Frot

Monday, March 19, 2012

Phaze Major



The last time I was in a music studio... Macalester's electronic music lab (R.I.P.), spring 2009.

Friday, March 16, 2012

In His Image of the Day


Higher Ground, Vera Farmiga, 2011.

Hopefully she’ll direct another movie, but for now her body of work is as personal, particular and flawless as Charles Laughton’s.

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Higher Ground workspace:


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I couldn’t quite figure out what Studio Ghibli was doing messing around with The Borrowers, but having now seen The Secret World of Arrietty I can say it’s a perfect fit, one of the best, most relevant movies they’ve made. As nature continues to shrink one has to find new ways to make it large, so of course a sickly boy resting in the country and a tiny, tiny girl make excellent protagonists and awe-sharers. And awe not just in beholding the visual world, but the whole sensual world… gosh, this movie’s sound design.

Objections to My Week With Marilyn generally amount to a feeling that Marilyn has been displaced from the starring role in the movie’s title, and some boring nobody takes her place. But not really. The ending goes a little soft and maybe disallows a cynical reading, but the rest of the movie knows what it’s about: Imagine the title with emphasis on the “my,” just another person tasked with delivering Marilyn to the end of the week.

Also quite something: Pina (the great 3D movie); The Interrupters; The Mill & The Cross; Rampart (weird premonitions of an Ice Cube career revival, I swear he could be a major actor yet, playing against Woody Harrelson’s ego train might not be the best start but still I look back to “don’t know, don’t show,” his “coulda been a contender,” and know he’s still a contender); A Separation (how minor difficulties quickly make life impossible).


TV Highlights

Friends (NBC) 8 pm EST/7 pm CST
The friends, having not seen each other in years and each facing his or her own mid-life crisis, plan a six-way orgy with the help of Facebook.

The Bob Newhart Show (CBS) 9 pm EST/8 pm CST
Bob waits for Emily to visit him in the nursing home, but she never comes. But Howard shows up… in drag!

The Honeymooners (CBS) 8:30 pm EST/7:30 pm CST
Ralph and Alice decompose in their graves, far removed from the noise of the city.


Puke

I’m going to try to stop using the word “nostalgia” in reference to my affection for music, having realized it implies a period when affection for the music to which the nostalgia applies was non-existent or forgotten, whereas my affections have been fairly unchanging and consistently intense since childhood. I’d never say, for example, that I’m nostalgic for my family or that visiting my family is a nostalgia trip.

Are musicians nostalgic people? I don’t know if my feeling can be generalized, but I thought about it while reading Simon Reynolds’s piece on Lana Del Ray in the new Spin, where he says: “As time goes on, signs become steadily more detached from their historical referents, hollowed-out. These sounds, gestures, and time-honored phrases are entering into a free-floating half-life, or afterlife, of pure style—dated-yet-timeless beauty.”

I don’t object to the idea, really, but I wish he was more specific about these “historical referents,” which are written about as if they are self-evident and inherently meaningful. When were the signs of music ever attached to anything absolute, readily apparent, solid? (The graphic on page 51 doesn’t clarify much—does the first appearance of a color-coded genre represent the height of its realness, and if so, why?) Part of the problem has to do with how we imagine the lives of modern musicmakers. Are they just Internet-crazed symbol abusers who can’t decide what they like or like everything and who never learned about anything in an organic environment? More likely, they wake up with a small amount of stuff they want to say and self-imposed and/or natural limits on their means of saying it, most of this determined during formative years when signs seemed well-attached to their referents, if somewhat mysterious and confusing. ~ I’m probably missing the point, but still, things to think about.


Call for empathy

I remember reading that Deerhunter’s “Helicopter” is an act of “superhuman empathy,” which I always thought should read simply “empathy.” Scratch the “super,” because it reads like an attempt to excuse everyone else from a similar empathy with a character who really demands to be understood (it’s not the empathy that’s so super, but its translation into art), and scratch the “human,” because “human empathy” is redundant. So… let’s all have some empathy, people, it need not be superhuman.

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For posterity, this New Yorker piece, which says everything I would ever want to say about how little we know about what things mean and who people are.

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What pop music have we been tolerating this past year? I’m pretty fond of “Sexy & I Know It,” “Love You Like A Love Song,” and the part on the immensely superior (can’t believe I’m saying this) club version of “We Found Love” where the vocal sounds like falling even as the notes rise. Next update in a year or two, there might be a few more good radio songs by then.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

a lighthouse light, lit up,


A springtime mix CD, intended primarily for an upcoming drive to Las Cruces:

[1] Real Estate – “Blue Lebaron”
[2] No Age – “Chem Trails”
[3] Pat Benatar – “We Live For Love”
[4] Big K.R.I.T. – “Dreamin’”
[5] Tennis – “It All Feels The Same”
[6] Yuck – “Georgia”
[7] Boogie Down Productions – “Stop The Violence”
[8] Jay Reatard – “Nightmares”
[9] Girls Names – “Bury Me”
[10] Elton John – “Son Of Your Father”
[11] Eric B. & Rakim – “Chinese Arithmetic”
[12] Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks – “Share The Red”
[13] Stereolab – “Motoroller Scalatron”
[14] Television – “Days”
[15] Perfume Genius – “Take Me Home”
[16] TLC – “If I Was Your Girlfriend”
[17] Queen – “Misfire”
[18] Avi Buffalo – “What’s In It For?”
[19] The Ropers – “Waiting”
[20] Bettie Serveert – “Heaven”
[21] Janet Jackson – “Together Again”


Hoping to also spend a lot of time listening to the new Shins, and the full albums that contain those choice Bettie Serveert, Reatard and Malkmus cuts, all of which are perfect for the road and the latter of which I'm starting to realize is as lovely and quotable as a lot of the best of Malkmus: the distortion is way too clear, etc.

Finally: TLC's CrazySexyCool is full of surprises, including that strange Prince cover, almost identical to the original except for the vocals...